Pablo Picasso Was Never Called An Asshole

This piece was created by Umlaut's niece when she was 3 years old. The title was translated and inscribed by her parental unit:


Ashlyn H.
This is a butterfly and he crying next to his mommy. He had to go poo-pee in the toilet, 2000
Crayon and felt marker on card stock
Collection of Umlaut
© Neckbrace Productions, San Francisco

Christie's and Lars Ulrich can just get in line when this masterpiece goes up for auction.