Showing posts with label Led Zeppelin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Led Zeppelin. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Celebration Day

Finally, 5 years after the concert, the obligatory film of Led Zeppelin's now legendary reunion show on December 10, 2007 is being released on DVD / Blu-Ray. For one day only on October 17th, the concert film (titled Celebration Day) was screened in theaters worldwide.  Amazingly, I can name at least 4 people who are in my iPhone contacts who attended the show. That's a pretty amazing ratio since reportedly 20 million (!) people worldwide entered the lottery to obtain one of the only 18,000 tickets.  Yes, Umlaut saw Celebration Day but rather than me ranting about it I thought it would be more interesting to have someone who saw the concert in person give his reaction to seeing Celebration Day.

John Marshall and I have known each other for 30 years (!) and some of you may know him from his time with Metal Church and his association with Metallica.  John was one of the fortunate few who were in the same room as Led Zeppelin on that cold night in December of 2007.  So, without further ado, here is John's reaction to:

Five years ago I was lucky enough to attend the Coolest Concert Ever: Led Zeppelin at the O2 Arena in London. I have been geeking out on this band for over 30 years.  When I was a teenager I used to take the speakers from my Precor 8-track AM/FM Phonograph stereo, set them on the floor facing each other with a pillow in between them, and put my head on the pillow and lie there listening to 'The Song Remains The Same' over and over again in the dark. Ultra Geeky, right? So after the double punch of missing the 1977 Oakland show and then John Bonham dying in 1980, I figured I would never see them live. And I had accepted that. But as we all know, the Rock Godz work in mysterious ways, and three decades later there I was in the audience in London, worshiping like Geeks do.

Because the concert was delayed from its original date by two weeks, my “date” couldn’t make it and I ended up going by myself. I got to my hotel in London the day before the show and collected my ticket from the folks at Q-Prime, who had an entire hotel suite dedicated to the process of dealing with the guest list. I cradled it like it was Willie Wonka’s last Golden Ticket.


The next afternoon I took The Tube over to the 02 Arena and met up with Big Mick and Paul Owen (Metallica’s longtime sound and monitor engineers) and Big Mick’s brother ("It’s me bruvva!") for a snack and beer before the show. Big Mick had the incredible honor of running the front of house sound for Zeppelin, although he only mixed the bandRobert Plant had his own longtime sound man, who had his own mixing desk loaded with vocal effects that he could blend in at any time. The dual sound engineer approach seemed a little odd, but the sound during the show was excellent. (Geeky techie note: Plant’s sound guy did miss the echo in 'No Quarter' where he sings “The Winds of Thor are blowing cold"...but funny enough the effect shows up in the movie..).

After Big Mick and beers I made my way to stand in line to get in. Once inside I met up with a mutual friend of Umlaut and I and we sat and watched the arena fill up. The inside of the 02 Arena was awash in a blue glow from the house lighting, and we were mesmerized by the vibe that was happening. The crowd was not the loud rowdy type you’d expect waiting for a show of this magnitude. Instead it was almost a quiet reverence, like the vibe you’d expect when you know you are about to witness history. It’s a feeling I’ll never forget.

When show time got closer I made my way to my assigned seat. I soon realized that I was in the same section as the music industry insiders. Several rows in front of me I could see Mensch and Burnstein and the Q Prime crowd. My seat was right on the aisle and pretty soon a Who’s Who of Rock started cruising by, making their way down to their seats. Suddenly Brian May walked right past me... Holy shit! Of course I froze up, and couldn’t say anything. Damn! However I did say hello to Randy Johnson, who I had met years earlier in Seattle at a Metallica show. He is 6”10” tall and it’s a rare thing when I have to look up at someone when I talk to them.

The opening acts were good, and the heartfelt tributes to Ahmet Ertegun flowed freely; it was mostly a blur though. I couldn’t focus, and I’m pretty sure my heart rate stayed up for almost two hours straight, knowing what was to come. It’s funny, because normally big acts like that (Bill Wyman, Paul Rodgers, and Albert Lee among them) would be enjoyable, but I really didn’t give a shit. 

After the opening acts as the stage was cleared for Zeppelin, the tarps on the backline were pulled back, and there it was: Jimmy Page’s 4x12 cabinet with the Zoso logo on it. It started to sink in: This was fucking real! Finally the house lights went down, the crowd roared, and a short film started. It was about the show they played in Tampa in 1973 that set the record for the largest audience (at the time) for a Rock show. Then 'Good Times Bad Times' came thundering in and the place became alive. It was exciting, electric, and overwhelming. I was trying to watch, and trying to take pictures and video all at the same time and failing miserably. It was during the second song ('Ramble On') when it all hit me hard, and tears started streaming down my face. All the years of Geekdom, listening, absorbing this music and here it was finally coming back to me live. I have never been so moved by music, and probably never will again.


Fast forward to this week and a movie of the Coolest Concert Ever was in theaters for one night only and the DVD comes out in November. How cool is that? Recorded for posterity in full 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround sound! A friend from work is a fellow Zep Geek, so we decide to make an evening of it with our spouses and met up at the local brew house across the street from the theater. I wasn’t sure what to expect with this movie; I have vivid memories of sitting in line outside the Park Theater in El Sobrante, surrounded by pot smoke and beer, waiting for the midnight showing of The Song Remains the Same. But this was not 1977. 

We got inside the theater about 20 minutes before the film started, but there was no pot, no beer, and no line. In fact, there were only maybe 25 or so people in the whole theater! A few more people trickled in as we waited, but right before the movie was set to start an employee came into the theater to apologize, saying that there’s been a delay. He told us that they have been on the phone to London trying to get an e-mail sent with a digital license key that will allow their computer to play the downloaded movie! This is definitely NOT 1977! 

He entertained us for a few minutes, apologizing profusely and complaining that the lack of advertising for the film was the reason there was nobody there, while promising to cut out the trailers. Finally his radio crackled that it was all set to go and someone told him to “Turn it up!” 

He obliged quite nicely.

When the movie started, I was transported right back to 5 years ago in London and to the 30 years before that. It’s the same killer music, so familiar that it feels like it’s wired to my DNA. After seeing the concert in London, I had gone back to the hotel and scribbled down some notes, just to try and remember the show. A lot of that came flooding back as I watched the movie. 

Something I realized is just how much of Zeppelin’s music is drawn from the Blues, and just how much those Blues roots shone through in the set that they played. It seems obvious now, but I’d never noticed it until I saw them live. Zeppelin do what every great band does: They take their influences and twist them into something unique and completely original ('Black Mountain Side' notwithstanding). Plant introduced 'Trampled Underfoot' as their version of Robert Johnson’s 'Terraplane Blues' (which it is), and he introduced their version of 'Nobody’s Fault But Mine' as an old spiritual sung in Black churches in the early 1930’s (which it is). Over the years they have been labeled as Rock, Acid Rock, Heavy Metal, etc. but on that night in London they were a Blues band on steroids. 

For being the biggest Rock Stars on the planet, their onstage demeanor was remarkably subdued and that’s what makes them so cool. They’re not standing up there with their toes on the front edge of the stage, shoving guitar solos and wicked screams down the audience’s throat, which seems required today. They just stood together in front of the drum riser, playing songs and playing music for the audience. Fucking. Great. Music. Just like Back In The Day, when music was the show, not the vehicle for the show. Kids these days just don’t know. 

Watching the band at the concert, I felt like they were a little apprehensive and somewhat overwhelmed by the hugeness of the day. But this didn’t come across in the movie. In fact, something I didn’t see at the concert is just how much they smiled at each other, they truly seemed to be relaxed and enjoying themselves, although many of those smiles seemed to be because of how truly kickass Jason Bonham was. Every killer drum fill brought a reaction from Plant or Page. He brought all the vibe, timing and thunder of his dad and did it with class and style. RAWK. 


Thankfully this movie is nothing like The Song Remains The Same. There are no fantasy sequences, no interviews, no out-of-sync video, and no commentary. Celebration Day is literally just the concert (although there will be an extras DVD). During the movie I kept going between the music geek and the techie geek in me, looking for weird edits or stuff that were changed or left out. There is one bit missing from the film that happened at the concert:  Right before 'Misty Mountain Hop', when Plant says what a great singer Jason Bonham is and tells him to sing a little. At the show Jason responded with the vocal intro to 'I Can’t Quit You Baby' and the place went nuts! I kept waiting for it in the movie, and it wasn’t there. Other than that there seems to be minimal editing, and for the most part the movie is seamless. You feel like you’re watching the concert as it happened, and no song was left out nor was the sequence changed.

The set list was as good as it could have been, because there are so many great songs to choose from. Funny enough, the one song that stuck in my head the whole next day was 'For Your Life', one that Zeppelin had never played live before. (Funny concert note: During 'Since I’ve Been Loving You', Marilyn Manson and his girlfriend got up and went to get a beer or take a leak or something. Are you serious? I had to pee too, but I held it!) 'Black Dog' was earthshaking. 'Nobody’s Fault But Mine' was brutal. I was glad that 'Stairway' was NOT the featured closer.  That spot fell to 'Kashmir' and it was perfect.  In fact it was EPIC and the best way to end the main set. Ultimately the movie was just what I had hoped it would be: A great concert by a great band captured for all to relive

Two of my earliest teenage band crushes were Led Zeppelin and KISS. They both had that mystique and aura, the kind that makes you elevate them in your mind to the mythical status of Rock Star Gods.  The kind that makes you want to play your guitar for endless hours to imitate them. There aren’t any Rock Stars anymore because there’s no mystery.  Back then we had to invent everything, create it all based on the few pictures and lyrics that came with the liner notes of the album  (In fact, for many years Zeppelin didn’t do a lot of press and they purposely didn’t put pictures, song titles, or even the band;s name on their album covers). Nowadays we have videos, MTV Cribs, the Internet and reality TV to spoil all of that and bring our heroes down to the status of the mere mortals that they really are. Ever since KISS took their makeup off in 1983, their mythical status has fallen and Gene Simmons has been beating that dead horse ever since.  However, Led Zeppelin still have it and for me they always will. And while in the past 3 decades I’ve been exposed to the inner workings of the music biz and all of the mystery of it has been stripped away, Led Zeppelin are still my heroes and unspoiled by it all. 

When we got home after the movie, I was still wound up, so I sat down and started flipping channels on the TV. Sure enough, there was The Song Remains The Same playing on one of the music channels. I sat and watched it for a few minutes, somewhat shocked at how young Zeppelin looked, but remembering just how great the music was. The song remains the same, indeed.


This is the copy of the hardcover program from the 2007 Zeppelin show that John scored for Umlaut.  James Hetfield once attempted to "steal" it from me.  True story.


Monday, September 24, 2012

Misty Mountain Hop

I've said it a million times.. but I have to say it again:  Sometimes The Rock Godz work in mysterious ways.  This happened for Umlaut today:


11L.. "To Brian".. Robert Plant.

"I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains.. where the spirits go..."

Thanks to Skychick for this.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

The Rocking Dead

Jason Bonham's Led Zeppelin Experience
The Warfield, San Francisco
November 24, 2010


Of course I like alot of bands and artists from past decades and generations, but I hated Led Zeppelin as a kid because the "normal" kids and Jocks liked them. However, I eventually discovered their greatness in my 20's and have been fanatical about their legacy ever since. That being said, I still actively seek out artists and bands from here in the 21st Century... because to stay stagnant with your record collection is to become a zombie.

One of Umlaut's favorite new t.v. shows is The Walking Dead. I like it so much that I've started to read the long-running comic book series that the show is based on. While The Walking Dead is set in a stereotypical post-apocalyptic zombie world, what makes the story transcend the usual Horror fare is how much effort it spends to depict the human side of the survivors and how their situations affect them emotionally and psychologically. There is always an underlying melancholy with the characters. No matter how tough or hardened they might seem they're still haunted by their lives before the zombies; a better time when things were good.

The audience at tonight's show were Classic Rock Zombies who are easy to trap with nostalgia and also easily led to believe they can relive the past or even experience something from a previous generation that they missed. Nostalgia is like fresh meat to Classic Rock Zombies and Jason Bonham's Led Zeppelin Experience (JBLZE) fed and engorged them on this night before Thanksgiving.

This was an odd show right from the start, with chairs and tables set up in the downstairs area which is usually general admission. Umlaut is an Old Fart and I think the last time I was at a seated event at The Warfield was back in the 80's when it was still completely theater seating from its original days as a movie palace in the 1920's. We found our seats and for the first couple of songs it was actually alright because I was caught up in hearing THE SONGS. The JBLZE opened with 'Rock And Roll' and went into 'Celebration Day', the latter being one of my favorite Zeppelin songs.

Feeding the S.F. Classic Rock Zombies
(Photo courtesy of Photo Ray)

However, it didn't take long for reality to hit me and I remembered that I was watching a cover band. Yes, it was billed as a Led Zeppelin "experience" and a "tribute"... but it was still a cover band... albeit a cover band with actual DNA of the subject band in the lineup.... but still a COVER BAND.
  • The singer looked like Chris Daughtry and it was CREEPY watching a bald Ed Hardy / Tapout-type guy sing 'The Lemon Song' ("Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg..."). The song's demeanor came off more like an ode to date rape with that guy on the mic.... Sorry, just being honest; Zeppelin songs should only be sung by dudes with long hair.
  • The guitarist played well enough, but it was CREEPY how he did EVERY Jimmy Page move and mannerism and even facial expression that I've ever seen in vintage Zeppelin footage and photos. I imagined that he's been playing in Zeppelin cover bands for decades and perfected all of the moves in front of a mirror... When he pulled out a violin bow during 'Dazed and Confused' I literally laughed out loud. Trivia: Umlaut has stood within 5 feet of Jimmy Fucking Page and I didn't have the balls to talk to him. True story.
  • The bassist was an anonymous long-haired guy playing a Fender. He would have looked better as this cover band's singer. That's all I got...
  • The band was rounded out by another guitarist who also played occasional keyboards. It's a testament to Led Zeppelin that it required 5 mortals to recreate their songs that had originally been performed by only 4 Rock Gods. Having that extra musician onstage annoyed me. No, I'm not a musician, but it felt like the cover band was cheating by using that extra musician to recreate these iconic songs. Cover bands... can't live with 'em... can't kill 'em.
  • Jason Bonham reminded me of Ricky Gervais as he did his monologues in between songs about memories of his dad. The monologues were accompanied by old home movies and family photos and had some entertaining anecdotes... but they only served to pull the heartstrings, crank up the nostalgia, and effectively distract the audience from the fact they were watching a COVER BAND. However, I got a CREEPY feeling that I was watching someone use the stage as therapy to publicly deal with some deeply-rooted abandonment issues... At one point Bonham said how he had lost his dad but "You (pointing at the audience) lost your favorite band...." and I said out loud "Iron Maiden??" Sorry... sometimes my smart ass side gets the best of me.
Ironically, I was sitting with two people who actually saw Led Zeppelin in concert and we all shared the same feelings about what we were seeing... Ranging from "WTF" to "WTF" to "You've got to be kidding...". Low point: Bonham playing a drum duet with his father during 'Moby Dick' using synchronized vintage video of Bonzo (some of it I recognized from The Song Remains The Same). The Classic Rock Zombies ate it up and gave the spectacle a standing ovation; I wanted to point out to them that the JBLZE version of 'Moby Dick' had only lasted 10 minutes and Zeppelin's live versions would sometimes extend to 30-45 minutes. I'm just saying...

During 'Dazed and Confused' the cover band threw a huge chunk of fresh meat to the audience by performing that old Summer of Love Hippie Shit anthem 'San Francisco' in the middle of the song.


Of course, the local Classic Rock Zombies became engorged on this fresh nostalgia flesh and ate it up. My stomach turned and I had to look away from the feeding frenzy. It was awful... just awful.

I became more interested in watching the people around me and became fascinated by how zombie-like the crowd reaction was... The band was the fresh meat representing a long-dead beloved band and the audience stumbled after them and were blank stare drawn to them. There was the guy in the front row wearing a sleeveless t-shirt pumping his fist to every song... The older hippie woman in tie-dye dancing and twirling... Another woman who did interpretive hand gestures to each song... The wasted biker dude at the bar who kept shouting "BONZO!!"... The MILF-riffic mom sitting to my left who practically gave me a lap dance as she danced while her teenage son sat next to her looking bored (I probably should have tipped her..). I was in the midst of a Classic Rock Zombie apocalypse; this was an event geared for music fans who look to the past and dead (or near dead) bands for their musical entertainment. The smell of nostalgia-drenched flesh drew the Classic Rock Zombies out and their blind and mindless pursuit of the Zeppelin memory was awful and horrifying to witness... and I had to escape. I had to get as far away from The Rocking Dead as possible. RUN.


The first part of the evening ("Act I") lasted around 70 minutes and 10 songs. After 'Moby Dick' there was a scheduled 15 minute intermission that was to be followed by "Act II" of the JBLZE. I realized there was no way in Hell I could sit through the cover band playing 'Stairway To Heaven'. NO... FUCKING... WAY. So we left just as "Act II" started. RUN.

If you bought one of every JBLZE merch item you would have paid around $170. On the way back to the car, some pimply-faced teenagers called us fags. I don't want to be a zombie! To quote H.P. Lovecraft: "That is not dead which can eternal lie... and with strange aeons even death may die." Hope I die before I get old.

Monday, July 28, 2008

To Be A Rock And Not A Roll

"It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.."

Last December one of those FM Radio old fart bands played a reunion show in London. It's 99.5% safe to say that you didn't attend this show, but a member of the Umlaut Nation did... AND he was also granted access to the pre-show rehearsal soundcheck (!).

The secret instructions:


The secret credentials:


Thanks to The Man for allowing us to live vicariously through his Lock 'N Loll lifestyle.

"And a new day will dawn, for those who stand long.."

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Jimmy's Doubleneck

I sort of collect pictures of Jimmy Page playing his trademark Gibson SG doubleneck guitar. Page played it onstage during 'Stairway To Heaven', but he also used it for 'The Song Remains The Same' and 'The Rain Song' when they were part of the set.

Seeing him play the massive axe is both larger than life and also complete Lock 'N Loll bullshit pose, and there's nothing wrong with either IMO.

I saw Page in 1983 as part of the A.R.M.S. Benefit Tour (which featured all 3 guitarists from The Yardbirds on the bill: Page, Jeff Beck, and Eric Clapton). Page closed his set by performing an instrumental version of 'Stairway' on the SG Doubleneck. It was magnificent.

I love the bridge in 'Stairway' right before Page goes into his solo. It's at that moment in the song when Page would always hold the Doubleneck aloft as if he were Arthur wielding Excalibur as he strummed the last few chords before launching into the solo that would wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our souls.. Pure Lock 'N Loll bullshit pose. I fucking love it..

Jimmy's Doubleneck - A.R.M.S. Benefit - 1983

Saturday, December 08, 2007

December 1980

December 4, 1980: Led Zeppelin announced they would no longer continue as a band.

December 8, 1980: John Lennon was murdered.

I wasn't a fan of either.

I hated The Beatles because "everybody" liked them. Everybody. I hated Led Zeppelin because the asshole Jocks liked them; The Quarterback of the football team always wore a Zeppelin belt buckle. It was one of those with the band logo in space tape.. Remember those? Me 2.

By December of 1980 I had been to around a half dozen concerts, and it pretty much says what bands I was into: Cheap Trick, The Who, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Van-Fuckin'-Halen. One time I was wearing my Cheap Trick shirt at school and a couple of jocks walking behind me made fun of it and went off about how the Pat Travers Band blew them off the stage at the last show. Fuck off, like, totally (I didn't say that of course..).

When Bonham's death was announced I remember The Quarterback wearing his Zeppelin - U.S. 1977 Tour shirt and belt buckle in mourning. Zeppelin had announced a U.S. Tour and he had been planning to see them; he looked crushed. Around that same time he had an awful game versus a cross town rival; at one point he was sacked for, like, a 20-yard loss after running around like a pussy in the face of the rush. WWBD (What Would Bonham Do)?



Several years ago I received the souvenir program from my high school's 20th Reunion (I didn't attend, but I ordered the program just to see if I remembered anybody..). The Quarterback, who had been heartbroken over Bonham's death and Zeppelin's break up, was now a Born Again Christian and the bit he contributed for the program was filled with "God this" and "God that". Over the hills and far, far away...

On the night of December 8, 1980 I was getting home from work; it must have been 10:00PM because the local 10:00 O'Clock News was just starting. I sat down on the couch to watch it with my parents; I was still wearing my Carl's Jr. uniform (Fast Food Nation paid for my records back then!). The lead story was about that guy John Lennon getting shot in New York City. Hmmm... I watched the reports but had no feelings about it. After that I probably went up to my room and put on Van-Fuckin'-Halen or something. Runnin' with The Devil...



Admittedly, my Music Geek education was backwards compared to most people's. It wasn't until years later when I was in my 20's that I became a fan of The Beatles and Zeppelin... but back in 1980 I was still a year away from discovering Iron Maiden and, to be honest, that band had far more of an impact on me than any other band outside of Cheap Trick.

In Umlaut's world, The Beatles / Led Zeppelin = Cheap Trick / Iron Maiden... which I think explains alot if you know me. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Golden Gods

With their much ballyhooed reunion show a month away, Umlaut was recently asked why I thought Led Zeppelin were so popular, influential, etc. I gave some b.s. answer about how their songwriting and musicianship was leagues above most other bands of that era, but deep in my heart I knew the real reason but I wasn't in the mood to get into a deep Geek conversation at that moment..

Yes, Zeppelin had supernatural songs and musical talent.. but what made Zeppelin huge was the mystique about them.. They were larger than life and the stories of their debauchery only fueled the image. Dude, Zeppelin had a fucking fireplace on their private jet:

Zeppelin aboard The Starship - 1975

Sure, it wasn't a wood burning fireplace (DUH!).. but, c'mon!! It was a fireplace on an airliner! Zeppelin lacked a sense of irony, which is the key ingredient that makes *real* Rock Stars the treasured breed that they are... In this politically correct 21st Century such beasts will probably never walk the Earth again.

"Fight the hordes, sing and cry... Valhalla I am coming..."

Friday, May 18, 2007

Get The Led Out

Today I went to the mall near my work to get lunch at a specific fish taco place; I was wearing my fave Led Zeppelin shirt (long sleeve Tampa Stadium '73). When I stepped up to the counter the cashier was staring at my shirt with a look on her face as if I were Robert Plant asking if she'd like to meet "Percy".

It was an awkward moment before she gushed "I LIKE YOUR SHIRT!!!"... I thanked her and she then went on about how she had been the only person to buy the Zeppelin box set at the Barnes & Noble across the courtyard from the restaurant. "Cool....", I responded.

As I was giving her my name to attach to the order she stopped me and gushed "CAN I ENTER YOU AS ZEPPELIN?!!" I said "Sure..." So she did and seemed quite excited about it:


When my order came up the announcement over the PA was "Zeppelin, your order is ready.."

For those who know what my 2007 has been like so far, this incident is just one more magical irony to add to the others... I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried.

"Let the music be your master, will you heed the master's call?"

Then, later that afternoon, I was stunned to come across a Close Lobsters CD in the office CD collection, which made me feel like Capt. Kirk at the beginning of The Wrath Of Khan.