Showing posts with label The Kennel Club. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Kennel Club. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Space Lords

Nik Turner's Hawkwind
Amoeba Records, San Francisco
November 23, 2013


As crazy as it might sound today, the last time I saw Hawkwind was on February 15, 1994 at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco and the support bands that night were... Sleep and... Acid King.  Crazy, right?  Now fast forward to the 21st Century and I'll be honest and admit I have not really paid attention to the different versions of "Hawkwind" that are going around today.  Long story short, "the other" version of Hawkwind recently postponed their U.S. Tour but Nik Turner continued with his trek.  However, I didn't feel it was worth paying to see either one of them.   So, thank dog for free shows at Amoeba!

The start of the set was pushed back 15 minutes.. but then Nik Turner landed onstage wearing some spacy make up, which was matched by his witchy hippie dancing female keyboardist.  The band was rounded out by a drummer, guitarist, and bassist.  Jason Black Cobra and I both thought we recognized the bassist from "somewhere" and it turns out Nik's entire band lives in The Bay Area while he resides in Wales.  Odd, right?  That being said his band were top notch and it really made a difference seeing Nik backed by such pros.


The fact that Nik's band had his back made up for the awkward moments when his voice was out of tune or the songs went a bit too far *out there* with hippie spacy stuff.  They acted as his life line back to the mother ship.  'Earth Calling' opened the afternoon's entertainment and for the next hour or so Nik and his troupe of astro-volume dealers took us to infinity and beyond.  Nik dedicated the set to Lemmy and appropriately 'Silver Machine' was the highlight of the set.  Afterwards, Nik met with his fans and signed autographs... so this contact high happened:


A pretty fun afternoon that didn't cost anything.  On the way back to the car, some pimply-faced teenagers called me a fag.  Then 72 hours later it was...

Monster Magnet / Royal Thunder
The Independent, San Francisco
November 26, 2013


It was ironic that I would be seeing a band who Nik Turner and Hawkwind obviously influenced only 3 days later.  It was also really weird that Monster Magnet were playing the same San Francisco venue where I saw them play twice back in 1993.  Back then the space was called the Kennel Club.

 [From the Umlaut Archives]

August 25, 1993:   The video for 'Face Down' was all over MTV's Headbangers Ball and the show was sold out packed with Raging Slab supporting.  October 13, 1993:  It was a different story less than 2 months later as the same room was less than 1/2 full with Clutch supporting.   Now fast forward 20 years and I entered the same room again to see what Monster Magnet 2013 was like.  The band are on their first U.S. Tour in 10 years and to my pleasant surprise the show ended up being pretty old school full. 

I've seen Royal Thunder before and while I appreciate what they're doing... and people worship them... I'm still not inspired enough to buy their merch.  Yes, MLny Parsonz is a compelling voice and presence who sort of sounds like a mumbling Janis Joplin.  I just wish she'd mumble more coherently so I can understand what she's saying.   Just saying (pun intended)...  That being said, I liked Royal Thunder more than I have in the past as the guitarist has legitimately stepped up his game; his playing was thumbs up for me tonight when in the past I've been dismissive of him.

As the stage was prepared for the return of Monster Magnet to San Francisco I mentally prepared to be disappointed.  Old people like me know what that means; seeing old bands can very much be a double edged sword.  The songs remain the same in your head, but the current day performances can end up being sad.  Old dudes trying to act young can be so awkward and unsexy, right?  So as Dave Wyndorf and Monster Magnet 2013 walked onstage I was apprehensive despite the beer I had enjoyed... but then they lurched into 'Nod Scene' from the first album to open the set.  'Nod Scene' is my favorite Monster Magnet song... so all was right with my universe for the next 75 minutes or so.  "Screw you if you think I care... Smoke.."

Aside from Wyndorf I have no idea who the guys are in Monster Magnet 2013... but they were damn good.  It was a pleasant surprise how on point the band is today.  Yes, Wyndorf is older like all of us and he gives off a definite Mickey Rourke vibe now... but he's still got it.  The vintage 'Look To Your Orb For The Warning' and 'Powertrip' were pretty damn amazing.  Suddenly it was the 90's again and people listened to bands on albums they bought at record stores again and my hair was half way down my back again and I was drinking Red Hook on tap again.  Good times again.. at least for one more night. 


They did not play their 1993 hit 'Face Down' which probably was a good thing because I think a lot of the middle aged ladies in the crowd would have expected Wyndorf to take his shirt off during it.  I don't think anyone needs to see that here in the 21st Century... and I think Wyndorf understands that.  He kept things classy onstage with his leather jacket and black t-shirt.  Tonight was made even more nostalgically special because I stood with Lori Acid King close to the same spot where we had watched Monster Magnet 20 years ago.  Life long friends in Rock!  So special... The main set closed with a nice communal version of the band's signature (aka biggest "hit") song 'Space Lord'.  "Space Lord motherfucker.."

Sometimes when I go see bands who I was *way* into from 20 or so years ago it's a sad affair.  Hope I die before I get old.  Trying to act like you're in your 20's or 30's when you're in your 40's or 50's can be a sad thing.  So, it was a damn cool thing to see that Wyndorf and Monster Magnet 2013 have recaptured enough of that youthful spacy thing so that it still works.  A testament to this was an encore that included an 11 minute (ELEVEN MINUTE) version of a song off the band's new album... and the song did not suck... far from it actually. I need to buy their new album.

If you bought one of every Monster Magnet merch item you would have paid around $230 I think.  On the way back to the car, some pimply-faced teenagers called me a fag.  I'm typing this out around 24 hours after the show and I'm still tripping on how good Monster Magnet 2013 were.. and I forgot that Wyndorf signed my copy of Spine Of God back in The Day:

 

Monday, October 16, 2006

Not Punk

So Umlaut saw the new Punk documentary American Hardcore. A review in two words: No DK's??

In the early-80's Umlaut was all about underground Metal (Metallica, Slayer, Mercyful Fate, Venom, Exodus, etc) but, thanks to Big Wayne, I did experience the death throws of that original Hardcore scene. However, I cannot claim to ever being a "Punk"... mainly because I like guitar solos.

In the movie the Bad Brains say they were inspired by two books: The Bible (Errr, so was Jesus the original Punk? Discuss amongst yourselves..) and Napoleon Hill'’s Think and Grow Rich.

Uhh, Napoleon Hill??! WTF!!?

Back in the mid-80's I worked at a bookstore and do you know who read Napoleon Hill? Yuppie Fucks. THAT was the literary road map for the Godfathers of D.C. Hardcore?? Uhh, ooookaaay.....

All I gotta say is the Bitter Old Punks complaining about Hot Topic, etc. have no one to blame but themselves. All they gotta do is look at the reading list of some of their Punk Godz.

Gimme METAL and H.P. Lovecraft any day as I await the release of a documentary that will tell *my* story.

On another note, doesn't the existence of Hot Topic mean that perhaps "Punk" actually won "The War"?

In the film one of the Bitter Old Punks admits they never really expected to change the government. If that's the case, then does it mean nothing that "Punk" did at least change popular culture's design sense? Discuss amongst yourselves.

Gimme Gimme Gimme.

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Submitted by Dave:

In 1993 I moved to Richmond, VA and "settled into a squat" off Broad Street in downtown Richmond ("Da Hood") with old friends Buzzov-en.

The joke amongst us was how often we'd see the "Ja Man" himself H.R. copping crack down the street at the local McDonald's. I wonder at what point The Holy Bible and Think & Grow Rich came into play??

Umlaut says: BUZZOV-EN!

March 11, 1993
(From the Umlaut Archives)

From Umlaut #8:

Neurosis / Melvins / Buzzov-en
Kennel Club, S.F. - May 7, 1993

Surprise! Melvins played unannounced to break in "another" bassist. I grinned. Buzzov-en's guitarist looked like Steve von Till's long lost brother. I gafawed. Steve Von Till rocked onstage. I smiled. On the way back to the car some pimply-faced teenagers called us fags. Steve Von Till makes me chortle.


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Submitted by Big Wayne and John Silence:

Wayne: I remember the scene turning into a skinhead fest during 86-88. The LA shows were possibly the most violent gatherings I've ever experienced much like the Circle Jerks show in San Jose (I'm sure John remembers this well).

John: I remember well the San Jose Circle Jerks show - the skinheads were trying to beat up a little punk kid who finally sought refuge behind the band on stage.

The few L.A. shows I went to, especially the one at Fenders policed by the L.A.D.S., were pretty scary too. I remember walking up (with Stikky and Wayne) and having some skinhead or Suicidal type do a double take at me and say loudly, "Look! A longhair! Looks like there's going to be a fight tonight!"

I emerged unscathed, but there were a few moments of knuckle-cracking questions like, "Where you from?" Fortunately, San Jose was too far away to be deemed a threat to their masculinity. Other people weren't quite so lucky that night.

Oh yeah, and a seeing D.I. in San Jose was pretty amusing. They stopped (I can't remember if it was in the middle of a song or between songs) and all stared at me, exclaiming in surprise, "A longhair!" I think that was the same show where somebody thought I was in Metallica.

Wayne: That guy finally got pinned by those guys and his face went instantly black from being hit so hard. Somehow he got out of the club and actually jumped into the back of a passing pickup truck.

They also hated Mark Tippin because he was one of those hippie peace punks. I think the only thing that saved us was that we knew Cholo and he kept them off us.


Umlaut says: When all of this was going on I was seeing R.E.M. and wearing sweaters.

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Book Talk with Drunk Ted and Umlaut:

Drunk Ted: I've read Think And Grow Rich. Great book. It's not what you think it is. It's more "mystical" in a way, which fits in very well with the Bad Brains (they're kind of spacey, no?). The book was written in the 30's or 40's and this guy analyzed all this friends (Ford, Edison, Rockerfeller, etc...) who were rich and found out that they all had 14 characteristics in common (a "definite chief aim", "no fear of death", etc...). Some of the other laws of success are "cooperation" and "always do more than what is asked for" (I call it the "go to '11' law"). Great stories in there too.

Umlaut: I guess you can't tell a book by it's cover (HAHAHA)... but I wonder if H.R. applied those lessons to being a crack addict in Richmond, VA.

Drunk Ted: Ha Ha, somehow I doubt it. I think he ignored the lesson about making sure you have a clear head.


Wednesday, September 21, 2005

The Opening Slot

Umlaut stole this idea from a certain online Music Biz message board..

Question: WHAT ARE SOME OF THE SHITTIEST & BEST OPENING BANDS YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
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UMLAUT
WORST:
  • Aldo Nova for Y&T (1981 - The Keystone, Palo Alto)
  • Quarterflash for Sammy Hagar (1981 - Cow Palace, S.F.)
  • Ratt for Black Sabbath (1983 - Cow Palace, S.F.)
  • Bon Jovi for Scorpions (1984 - Cow Palace, S.F.)
  • Twisted Sister for Iron Maiden (1985 - Cow Palace, S.F. - Because, despite what VH1 says today, Twisted Sister were NEVER Metal..)
  • Gene Loves Jezebel for New Order / Echo & the Bunnymen (1987 - The Greek, Berkeley)
  • Hole for Smashing Pumpkins (1991 - The I-Beam, S.F.)
  • Candlebox for Metallica (1994 - Shoreline, Mt. View)
  • Ted Nugent for KISS (2000 - Oakland Arena - If he'd just shut up and play..)
  • Dropkick Murphys for Sex Pistols (2003 - Warfield, S.F. - A bit too Oi for this Asian Boy..)
  • Hoobastank for Velvet Revolver (2005 - Bill Graham Civic, S.F.)

BEST:
  • Blackfoot for The Who (1979 - Oakland Arena)
  • Michael Schenker Group for Cheap Trick (1980 - Oakland Auditorium)
  • Def Leppard for Blackfoot (1981 - Oakland Auditorium - High 'N Dry Tour.. before they sucked..)
  • Iron Maiden for Scorpions (1982 - Oakland Arena)
  • Slayer for Venom (1985 - Kabuki Theater, S.F.)
  • Guadalcanal Diary for R.E.M. (1986 - Oakland Arena - They did a cover medley of "White Rabbit" > "I Can See For Miles"..)
  • The Pogues for Bob Dylan (1989 - The Greek, Berkeley)
  • The Replacements for Tom Petty (1989 - Shoreline, Mt. View)
  • Redd Kross for the Butthole Surfers (1990 - Warfield, S.F. - They opened with "Deuce"..)
  • Sepultura for Ministry (1992 - Civic Auditorium, S.F.)
  • Green Day for Bad Religion (1993 - The Palace, L.A. and Warfield, S.F.)
  • Jesus Lizard for Helmet (1993 - Warfield, S.F.)
  • Neurosis for Mr. Bungle (1993 - Iguana's, Tijuana, Mexico - The most surreal, out of control show I've ever attended..)
  • Melvins for Rush (1994 - Cow Palace, S.F. - The more the Rush crowd HATED them, the slower the Melvins played..)
  • Dirty Three for Nick Cave (1999 - Royal Festival Hall, London, England)

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TED M.
WORST:
  • Rockets for KISS (Spectrum, Philadelphia 1978)
  • Shooting Star for Robin Trower (Tower Theater, Philadelphia 1981?)
  • Counting Crows for Bob Dylan (San Jose Event Center 1993)
  • Stone Temple Pilots opening (or co-headlining depending on who you ask) for the Butthole Surfers (The Greek in Berkeley 1993)
  • Sponge for Patti Smith and Neil Young (The Gorge, Seattle 1996)
  • Sheryl Crow for Bob Dylan (El Rey Theater LA 1997)
  • Pearl Jam for The Rolling Stones (Oakland Coliseum 1999 maybe; I have suppressed it)
  • American Hi-Fi for The Who at Shoreline (late 90s-early 2000's)
  • Queensryche for Iron Maiden (Shoreline in 2000)
  • Queensryche for Judas Priest (Shoreline in 2005)

BEST:
  • American Music Club for John Cale (The I-Beam, S.F. 1988)
  • Sonic Youth for Neil Young (Cow Palace, S.F. 1991 and Arco Arena, Sacramento 1991)
  • Jon Spencer Blues Explosion for Jesus Lizard (The Kennel Club, S.F. 1992)
  • Jesus Lizard for Helmet (The Warfield, S.F. 1993)
  • Patti Smith for Neil Young (The Gorge, Seattle 1996)
  • Unsane for Slayer (eventhough I was the only one who thought so - Phoenix Theater, Petaluma 1996)
  • Willie Nelson for Bob Dylan (El Rey, Los Angeles 1997)
  • King Crimson for Tool (Berkeley Community Theater 1999)
  • Feist for Kings of Convenience (Great American Music Hall, S.F. 2005
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TIM B.
BEST:
  • The Cult for Billy Idol (1987)
  • White Zombie for Bullet LaVolta (1989?)
  • Prong for Bullet LaVolta (1990)
  • Sepultura for Ministry (1992)
  • Mastodon for High on Fire (2003)
  • Hank Williams III for himself (aka AssJack) (2003)
  • Dresden Dolls for Nine Inch Nails (2005)
WORST:
  • Life of Agony for Carcass (1994)
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Click HERE to submit your Worst / Best Opening Acts. Please do not submit festival lineups.. ONLY Headliner > Opening Band shows are valid for this survey.

Remember, the cardinal sin for any opening act is to pander to an unresponsive crowd by mentioning the headliners.. Such as "Hey, we were partying backstage with (The Headliner) and they can't wait to get out here to ROCK you!" etc. etc.