Jamie works at one of the major airports in the S.F. Bay Area as part of the ground staff. Earlier this year after guiding a private jet to the gate she was approached by a guy who had been on the plane. The guy said that his boss had seen her on the tarmac and wanted to meet her. She asked who his boss was and the guy answered "Eddie Van Halen".
Jamie was, like, "Whatever!" and told the guy she wasn't single and not interested. The guy went back onto the plane.
A couple of minutes later Eddie Van Halen walked off the plane. He handed her a note and said something like "If you're ever single again, call me".. Then the former Guitar God made his way to the terminal.
"Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's cryin'..."
The End.
Eddie circa 1978... When he ruled The School.