Only God would give Umlaut such a randomly lame birthday gift. The last time God sent me something this shitty for my birthday was 16 years ago on this same date:
Monday, October 17, 2005
God's Shitty Birthday Gifts
Tomorrow is Umlaut's birthday. As I left the house for work this morning, these were ironically caught on a shrub in the front yard:
Only God would give Umlaut such a randomly lame birthday gift. The last time God sent me something this shitty for my birthday was 16 years ago on this same date:
Only God would give Umlaut such a randomly lame birthday gift. The last time God sent me something this shitty for my birthday was 16 years ago on this same date:
