Fortunately, Umlaut did not have to go undercover as a Romulan like Kirk in order to obtain the device.
"You are being clever, Commander.. That is unworthy of a Romulan."
- Spock to the Romulan Commander.
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"V'ger is that which seeks the creator.."
Apologies to all the non-Trekkie readers, but kudos to those who are laughing out loud right now.