Wednesday, August 22, 2007

We Come Into Your Town, We Help You Party Down

A long time ago I worked at a bookstore where a co-worker said he'd never done drugs. He said he didn't need to do drugs because he'd read what the "drug experience" was like via authors such as Charles Bukowski and William S. Burroughs.


Well, Umlaut will use this flawed logic and apply it to being a Rock Star. I don't need to become a fucked up dickhead Rock Star because I know what the experience is like from cranking the following songs on my stereo..
  • 30 Days In The Hole - Humble Pie
  • Always Somewhere - Scorpions
  • Am I Losin' - Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Cherry - UFO
  • Do You Love Me? - KISS
  • Don't Ask Me No Questions - Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Don't Be Denied - Neil Young
  • Got To Give It Up - Thin Lizzy
  • It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) - AC/DC
  • It's So Easy - Guns 'N Roses
  • Lady In The Front Row - Redd Kross
  • Lick And A Promise - Aerosmith
  • Nice Boys - Rose Tattoo
  • No More No More - Aerosmith
  • The Ocean - Led Zeppelin
  • Prisoners Of Rock 'N' Roll - Neil Young & Crazy Horse
  • The Promised Land - Elvis Presley
  • Tonight's The Night - Neil Young
  • Rock 'n' Roll Star - Oasis
  • Starfucker - The Rolling Stones
  • Supersonic - Oasis
  • Top Of The Bill - Scorpions
  • Turn The Page - Bob Seger
  • (We Are) The Road Crew - Motorhead
  • We're An American Band - Grand Funk Railroad
  • What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Wherever I May Roam - Metallica
  • Workin' For MCA - Lynyrd Skynyrd
OR I could simply play this video game: