Umlaut would like to personally thank Mr. Green for being a compassionate human 'cause it saved my ass!
However, I will admit that I wondered about Mr. Green, a man who still owns an old typewriter, still has Liquid Paper to correct typing errors, AND who was in the "ARMY" (Which ARMY??).
I imagine Mr. Green being a 21st Century Travis Bickle, rescuing innocent mail from a sordid fate on the mean streets of Noo Yawk. You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here...
"I hope it don't cause any problems."
