Last December one of those FM Radio old fart bands played a reunion show in London. It's 99.5% safe to say that you didn't attend this show, but a member of the Umlaut Nation did... AND he was also granted access to the pre-show rehearsal soundcheck (!).
The secret instructions:
The secret credentials:

Thanks to The Man for allowing us to live vicariously through his Lock 'N Loll lifestyle.
"And a new day will dawn, for those who stand long.."