Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Orgasmatron

Over at Ebay, Motörhead has contributed a shitload of swag for a charity auction that benefits the Children's Cancer Association. VERY cool, right!? Umlaut is extremely proud two items that he brokered for the band are included in the auction: The bad ass motorcycle helmet and the Lemmy action figure.

You can view the auction and place your bid HERE.



Item number: 320335352577
Motorhead meet Lemmy! tickets, passes, helmet. MUST SEE
2 tickets and backstage passes for a show. Swag pack...


You are bidding on a once in a lifetime bundle of awesome Motorhead gear donated by Motorhead for this auction!! ALL of this stuff was donated by Motorhead for charity to help raise money for the Children's Cancer Association. Highest winning bidder will receive:

2 concert tickets and backstage after show passes to meet Lemmy and the band at any show in the world!!!! That is right, you can choose the show you want to go to! Winner will receive an official Motorhead letterhead from their management via PDF and official printed hard copy with the rest of the prizes won in this auctions. Letterhead has directions on how to obtain tickets and passes along with all official contact and management information. Travel expenses are NOT included. This is valid for one show within the next 3 years! For security reasons, I am not aloud to post the letterhead due to fraud. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO MEET LEMMY AND THE GANG BACKSTAGE AFTER HE IS DONE ROCKING!!!

You will find this listing on Motorhead's official website http://www.imotorhead.com/ and official myspace page... THIS IS NOT A FRAUD AUCTION! See for yourself!

Bundle pack also includes:

A special limited edition Motorhead "Rockhard" Motorcycle helmet. This is BRAND NEW and very limited. Also includes Certificate of Authenticity from the manufacturer. Size - Large

• Lemmy Kilmister Icon Figure Series, made by Loco Ape. Brand new. Factory sealed.

• Inferno, Motorizer and Kiss of Death CD's (Brand new, factory sealed.)

• Motorhead Hat – One Size Fits All

• Dickies Black Denim Motorhead Crew Jacket – Large

• Mikkey Dee signature Vic Firth Drumsticks

• (3) Motorhead England T-Shirt – (1) Small, (1) Large and (1) Extra Large

• Motorhead Local Road Crew 2007 T-Shirt– Size Extra Large

• Motorhead Kiss of Death T-Shirt – Size Extra Large

• Motorhead Inferno T-Shirt – Size Large

• Various backstage Laminates from previous years – 8 Total (This laminates are void and can no longer be used at a show)

• (10) official guitar picks used by Lemmy and Phil! These are what they use on stage!

*** Please note that ALL clothing is BRAND NEW and never worn. You can not buy half of this stuff ANYWHERE!!!

This auction is priceless, AND TRULY IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY! Wear all this cool stuff to the show and bring the official Motorhead Motorcycle helmet and figure to the show and have it signed by Lemmy and the boys!!! How cool is that!

** One Pair (2) concert tickets to any ONE Motorhead performance Worldwide commencing 1st January 2009 to 31st December 2012. Tickets are (2) tickets or entry to concert, with after show passes only to be collected at Box Office / Will Call day of performance. No additional transport or accommodations are included in this prize. You must get yourself to the show! No cash alternative is available. Certain restrictions on certain shows may apply when it is not a Motorhead headline performance but we will do our best to accommodate where at all possible.**

I am very grateful for Motorhead in donating all this cool stuff. Proceeds of this auction will be donated to the Children's Cancer Association. For more info, please log onto: http://www.childrenscancerassociation.org/

I accept Pay Pal, Cashiers Checks and US Postal Money Order. ABSOLUTELY NO PERSONAL CHECKS!!!!

Shipping for these items are $20.00 in the continental United States and $30.00 outside of the US.

No refunds, items come securely packed.

Please check out my other charity auctions.

Terms: All payments must be received no later than 10 days from end of auction or bidder will be reported to e-bay as a non-paying bidder.

Happy Bidding and Good Luck!!!


House Of Blues - Anaheim - September 2008:

Lemmy was obviously overwhelmed by emotions after seeing the Motörhead helmet for the first time! Pictured: Umlaut with the helmet's design team, Lemmy's mohawked friend.. and Mr. Kilmister.