Saturday, May 02, 2009


The exciting sequel to Don't Ask, Don't Tell!

There were so many clues about Rob Halford's sexuality back in The Day... but Umlaut was too young and naive to understand them... and I was too naive to understand the double entendre of an ad like this:

The teenage Umlaut circa 1980 would have said: "An album is 12 inches in diameter... and YES I can take it... 'cause I'm a METALHEAD!! Disco SUCKS!" "Grinder.. looking for meat... Grinder.. wants you to eat..."